If only Microsoft makes iPods

Filed Under (Business) by Rajesh Kumar on 30-04-2007

A friend of mine forwarded this link to a hilarious, but very professionally made video on what would happen to some elements of branding if iPods were to be made by Microsoft instead of Apple. Worth every second of your time. If you a marketing professional and appreciate subtle humour, cannot afford not to view the entire clip.




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Calling for a unified Do-Not-Call registry in India

Filed Under (Motley) by Rajesh Kumar on 23-04-2007

Like most of us who get unsolicited and unwanted telemarketing calls selling everything from a personal loan to credit card to a new telephone connection, I too get such calls everyday, whether I am in meeting, travelling, or working on document etc. Many such calls come from India’s leading banks.The interesting part is that, I have already registered for DNC on their website. While some of these companies give you a request number, others merely say thanks, and you get nothing, no email confirmation, no request number. These companies also helpfully add that it might take them 3 months to remove the number from their list.
The calls do not stop though. Consider this. At eleven AM I get a call from some telecaller, who wants to sell credit cards to me. First of all, they ask me if I hold a credit card from another bank. It really cheeses me off. Why should be I talking about my financial arrangements to any TDH who calls me without invitation.That’s when I ask them if they heard about DNC. They generally tell you no. Maybe feigning ignorance is part of their training. If you demand to speak to their managers, the call will me disconnected. You cannot reach them by calling back, because the line would be busy.
The very important point- these telecallers would not call you from BSNL lines where a directory is published and available online for anyone to track these calls back, as well as know the organisations that are behind the calls.
These calls come in from networks of private phone companies, who do not have online directories, and even if you call the phone company and ask for details of the subscriber, they would not give you the details, since client confidentiality is involved. I have tried all this and the arrangement is so wonderfully cosy.
So if I have time and in a good mood, I really make the best of these calls. I tell them I am a lawyer in need of some obscene amount of personal loan, and they look for escapes to close the call. Else, tell them I am a politician, and again my need for money is indeed very acute.Or that I am a second year engineering student.Wasting their minutes becomes my objective, even if that costs me time!
And suppose they want to offer a credit card, I pretend that I need six cards, without names, so that I can gift to my friends after ‘writing their names’, since it comes ‘free’. They quickly backtrack, saying the card is free but the bills would come for the purchases, but then in explaining this difference, they go into further mess. Trust me they do. Again I want to waste their minutes, and this works very well. They run off. The call lasts 3 1/2 mins or so and they get nothing.What a waste.
One organisation I have to give very high marks for DNC compliance is Citibank. I was a regular in their telecalling list and calls became absolutely zero after signing up with their DNC. I do not have such luck with organisations such as ICICI and ABN Amro.
The current pain comes from lack of a unified Do-Not-Call registry in India. Today I read about such a possibility. This is indeed very acutely needed in India. I would miss the fun on the calls though.
Closing now. My phone is ringing. Cannot wait for the fun.

ISRO Chandrayan landing on the moon indeed?

Filed Under (Business) by Rajesh Kumar on 23-04-2007

The newspapers, television and radio are screaming- Indian Space Programme goes commercial and likes. Indeed, after decades of research, our scientists are all set to do a commercial launch- a 309 kg Italian satellite would be lobbed into a polar orbit this afternoon on board a PSLV rocket. This is a low orbit satellite would find its position somewhere 300 kms above the ground and orbit earth every 90 minutes or so.
Communication satellites of any real worth – running communication channels and costing megabucks – operate in geo stationary orbit at about 36000 kms, and they must be transported to 8000 kms by rockets.These satellites weigh 3-4 tonnes.This is where the real money is. The US space programme and Arianne rockets compete heavily in this commercial space. China and Japan have their own programmes and at least China does not outsource the launches though not sure about Japan. India’s own GSLV is far from ready, even after burning time and money and couple of Russian engines to tow.Apollo 11 took four days to reach moon. That was 1969. We are in 2007. Indian geostationary satellites are still launched from Arianne rockets.
And now hear this.
In 2008, they want to launch a mission to moon, called Chandrayan – 1. Dreams are alright but should our feet not be on the ground?Should painful truth not be confronted for better results? My thoughts.

Updated Nov 20, 2008: You may want to read my recent post on Chandrayaan success.

Helpful links: ISRO website

Shubh Yatra and Malcom Gladwell

Filed Under (Business Books) by Rajesh Kumar on 21-04-2007

Greedy about the possibility of carrying an R K Laxman cartoon in my pocket, I signed up for a designer credit card offered by State Bank of India. Yes, the silliest reason I can think for signing up for a card but let me be honest. It turned out that the card was a co-branded Indian Railways credit card and came with a free membership to Frequent Flyer Traveller programme, which I never cared about since my travel with the railways can hardly be called Frequent.

So I was at New Delhi station ready to board a long journey to Chennai and could not find my name in the reservation chart despite having a printout of my e-ticket. Still I went on sat of the berth showing on my ticket, took out the ticket one more time and pored over it for any date errors. Could not find any. There was a newly wed couple sitting there who were in certain need of more private space, and I was feeling very very awkward. The conductor came soon enough and I gave him my ticket with very eerie feeling. Then came the surprise. He informed me that my ticket stood upgraded and that I should take my place in 2nd AC. Class upgrade. What a surprise!
So, I take my small bag and move to my ‘upgraded place’. There I take out Malcolm Gladwell’s The Tipping Point, which was the plan. The book is about ‘How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference’, claims the cover.The next few hours are spent in figuring out the subject of the book. Some facts that emerge are:
  • The book is atleast six years old.
  • Has been a bestseller
  • Is on unorthodox sociology, if I can use this term

Over the next day I discover I find that the book is about finding the small little reasons which make a ripple into a wave.The book is not a very easy to read book. Malcolm Gladwell packs in lot of facts and observations, and before you can absorb some, he throws lot more at you. Look at his reasoning of why communities should be limited to 150. He says that is the number human mind can really take without creating disconnects. But the reasoning moves from description of human mind to observation of hunter gatherer communities of ancient times and how their average community hovers around 150. Then he brings in a company called Gore Associates, which has a fascination for number 150.Wilbert Gore, one of the founders is quoted as saying,”..we put a one hundred and fifty parking spaces in the lot, and when people start parking on the grass, it is time to build a new plant“.Man, what a simplified strategic planning!
The book, as I read it, made me pretty excited as one should while reading a bestseller.But perhaps no wiser. If you have read Freakonomics and felt confused, this one will obfuscate things even more.So by evening I put the book back in the bag. Mr. Iyer and Mr. Mehta are engrossed in some discussion that I must get involved. Mr. Iyer’s ‘foreign return’ son (America, he helpfully clarifies) is getting married in few weeks. Mr. Mehta is returning home after engagement of his daughter, who is also with him. She is lost somewhere, I could not figure out where but that somewhere is infinite distance focal length across the wall towards ‘dah-ly’, while Mr. Iyer and Mr Mehta are busy discussing the nuances of the marital traditions in different parts of India. Much more interesting than the book. This is my tipping point. So I hook on, uninvited!

Kiran Karnik's departure from Nasscom is a shock

Filed Under (Business) by Rajesh Kumar on 13-04-2007

Kiran Karnik, the venerable President of Nasscom is all set to leave, Economic Times, reports. Nasscom is the premier coalition of Indian IT and BPO companies and apart from lobbying and awareness building about IT and BPO, Nasscom has been playing an active role in envisioning future business opportunites in IT & BPO space. This news comes the same day when Infosys(INFY) announced Q4 results and several others are all set to come out with their Q4 numbers in the next few days.
Nasscom’s previous president was Dewang Mehta, who established Nasscom’s name to what it currently is. Kiran’s tenure was marked by days in which IT companies have come across stringent non-tariff barriers such as visa quotas, and outsourcing becoming a negetive term in the west, and other countries having earned the ‘emerging destination’ label.Whoever joins next, will have quite a challenge on his hands.

Warm weather and cool breeze at Elliot's Beach

Filed Under (Motley) by Rajesh Kumar on 12-04-2007


With temperature in Chennai and rest of India soaring, Chennai’s Elliot’s Beach(also called Besant Nagar beach) presented a soothing relief. This picture was taken few days back around 6:30 AM when fishermen were heading out to sea.

Is Blogstreet moving towards deadpool?

Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Rajesh Kumar on 05-04-2007

Blogstreet is an India based feed aggregation cum rating tool. But unlike other sites such as Technorati, it suffers some major drawbacks.

  1. Registration is a painful process, and it might take days or weeks depending on Blogstreet to ‘accept’ your blog.Go visit the temple.
  2. It is pretty whimsical about which blogs to update, example, it has not pulled feed from this blog for ages (neither has it been merciful to my Hindi blog). The last post it picked up from this blog was , well, it has no posts right now, though for some reason it still assigns ‘rating’ to my site, which goes up and goes down, well, logic unknown.
  3. There is no one to connect to, if you have any issues. If you go to Contact and leave a message pointing out the issues, well, quite likely, you would not receive a response. Probably not even in months.
  4. There is no ping like feature on Blogstreet to let Blogstreet know that you have made a new post. Blogstreet has its own logic to visit your blog, well, you guessed it again, logic is pretty unknown.
  5. It always asks you to classify your blog in one category at joining stage and does not allow you to move to another category or to choose more than one category.
  6. It speaks about Book Reviews etc,but again pretty whimsical about which blogs and which posts to figure there.

The application itself seems pretty stagnant.

Looking at state of things, it certainly does not seem its pink of health, and not sure of the experiences of others, but to me it certainly seems going downhill. Is Blogstreet a Techcrunch deadpool candidate already?


About Rajesh Kumar. Rajesh is based in Chennai, where he works for Defiance Technologies in Marketing. The views on this blog are his own. Rajesh Kumar